What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Faithful men.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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