Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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