What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Elizabeth Warren

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

whats polish and black a polish black person

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

A sober Amy Winehouse

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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