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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

So a baby seal walks into a club

Poop

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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