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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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