- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

How would you rule?

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

A black man walks Into a bar.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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