- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

why was the boy sad? because.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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