What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Black People

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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