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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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