- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Whats 2+1? 2.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Get off my porch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

womens rights

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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