What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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ass.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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