- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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