- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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