Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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9/11.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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split your ass cheek

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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