why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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A man... walks.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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