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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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