why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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I agree

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Dont read this joke

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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