Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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hello anomonous

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Testicles.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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