- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Help I'm being raped!

all jokes aside...

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Womens Rights

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Church.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

its snowing on mount fuji

Your all fags

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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