This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Help I'm being raped!

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Womens Rights

all jokes aside...

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Church.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Your all fags

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

its snowing on mount fuji

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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