- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.