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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Hitler

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

God. God.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Women's rights.

hi will

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Smeg...

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

religion