An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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