What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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