- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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