a person who will soon die of beeties

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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I'm hungry.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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