Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Dumb

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Where's my tractor?

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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