- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

squash squash who squash my ass

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Wanna see some more?

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??