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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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