What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Oh s***

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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