My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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hi jonny

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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