- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

the love boat

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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