- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What is more worse than death? Death

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

how may i help you

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Sarah Palin

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