- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Sarah Palin

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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