Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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mark lawson likes boys

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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