How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Women's rights

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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