- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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