What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What? Yes.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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