why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.