Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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long in the tooth!

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Scott Gomez

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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