Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What is white and square? A ping pong block

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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