what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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where's mom I killed her

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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