- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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