Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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whats one plus one penis

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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"33"

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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