How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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im a willy bum bum

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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A blind man watches TV

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Dont read this joke

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