- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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