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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Banana Hamock.

What's the deal with brown?

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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