Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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