- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

A black person walks out of KFC

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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