How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

A blind man walks into a wall.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

you lose.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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