What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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