In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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