Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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PEANIS!

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Anti Joke

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