How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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The WNBA

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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WNBA

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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what's white and sticky semen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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