How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

I'm hungry.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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