What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

destiny

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

I am a joke. I am funny.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Yock

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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