What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Anti Joke

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