I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

The NBA and womens sports

Xzibit

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

9/11

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Dislike this.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Vagina cream... end of story

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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