i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Anti Joke

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