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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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