I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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