Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Your future.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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