- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Do you love me? No.

Potassium? K.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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