- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Female rights.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Nickelback

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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