Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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MySpace.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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