- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Female rights.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Feminism.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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