- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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