Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Homonyms should be band.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

black people are white when i use night gogles

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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