Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

black people are white when i use night gogles

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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