Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Cripples are lame.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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