-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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My love life

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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