- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

How old is your mom Dead

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

YOU

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

kennah campion... being nice

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What color is red paint? Red

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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