- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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