What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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