Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Anti Joke

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