What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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