- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

poop

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Tim and Eric

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Dumb

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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