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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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