- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Women's rights

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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