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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Who has no penis Religious Believers

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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