There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

lewis ya baggy fuck

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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