Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Homonyms should be band.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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